A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. ~ Eddie Cantor
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. ~ Raymond Hull
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. ~ Red Skelton
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage. ~ Sydney J. Harris
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. ~ Sacha Guitry
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. ~ Isadora Duncan
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ~ Joey Adams
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
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