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Wanted' revised... Salman- ek bar jo mene commitment kar di uske bad to mai... Sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu

Teacher : Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Hath Na Ho Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge? . . Santa: Hindi Me THAKUR Aur English Me HANDS FREE..!

Funny fact of all indians.. Humko koi cheez saaf bhi karni ho, Tab bhi, kapda ganda hi mangte hai. Funny but true

Best message from the Traffic department of India : . . . . "Donate blood.. but, not on Road..!!

Jab mein chota bacha tha bari sharartaon krta tha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .ab b waisa hi hun..:

SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti Hai BANTA:Wo Kaise ? SANTA:Monday to Friday Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me. aur Sat-Sunday Meri Galti NikalneMe.

Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land GOLU: Frog Teacher: Another example. GOLU: Another frog

A boy named "CURLY" Was sitting in the TOILET for POTTY His mother called by his name "BETA CURLY" Son- nhi mom abhi to latak rahi ha

SACHI MOHABBAT KO BHOOOL JAANE KA AASAAAN TAREEQAAA........ ... . .. . . . KISI AUR SE SACHI MOHABBAT KARO

DRINKS D:Delicious after 1 peg R:Romantic after 2 peg I:Interesting after 3 peg N:Naughty after 4 peg K:King after 5peg S:Satyanash after 6peg

Son 2 His Mom: Mom You Know Na I Love You Alo0ot !! But . . . Sorry Mama I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook!!

Husband:tv k samne baith k ro rha tha Wife:tm kon sa serial dekh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho... Husband:ye serial nai hai,hamari shadi ki cd h.

What We Get After Watching The Film Bodyguard ? ? A New Ringtone

Bank Manager: Hm Aapko Bina Interst K Loan Denge. Santa: Oji Dena H To Thoda Haste-Hast e Do na. Agar Dene Me Interst Nhi H, To Mat Do.!

Santa Bank Lutne Gya Gun dikha k paisa loot liya Par uske hath kuch nhi aya Q? Paise usne Manager ko diye aur kaha: Mere A/c me daal de

SERIOUS MSG _ Jivan me 1 baat yaad RAKHNA Aansu PONCHHNE wale bahut milenge BUT Naak PONCHNE wala koi nahi milega SO hamesha RUMAL sath rakhna

Aaj Jab Mene Usko Mere Bina Itna Khush Dekha To Ye Ehsaas Huwa" Ae"DoStO Kamini Aur Kitno ko fasayegi..)

Techr:-Batao ki cLass me Ladai Q Nhi Karni chahiye? . . . . Santa:-"Sir O Esliye K Kya Pata Exam Me Usi K Piche Apna Numbr Aa Jaye"

Once a guy updated his status-"Im gonna sleep shirtless tonite" Aftr Sumtym- . . . . . . 17 mosquitos Liked his status ;

'Wanted' revised... Salman- ek bar jo mene commitment kar di uske bad to mai... Sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu

Whats The Difference Between 100 Rupee Note & A 5 Rupee Coin. 95 Rupees ! Moral: Itna Intelligent Ban'ne Ki Zarorat Nai Hy...!!

According To A Recent Study Cats: Meow! Dogs: Bhow! Ducks: Quack! Lions: Roar! Cow: M0oo! Girls: Awwwwwwwwww! .

"Munni Aur Sheela" Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. . Aur! . . MAIN Karn To "SALA Character Dhela Hy!

GOLU ko tez car chalane ki adat thi 1din baap se-MereSahi Salamat pauchneKi dua krna Baap-Ha,Lekin yad Rkhna meri dua ki Sped 40km se jyada nai H

Paagal honay ka tariqa : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sadqey jaoun kitna shoq hai paagal honay ka Pehlay konsi kami ha

1bar GOLU ne car se 4 logo ko daba diya. Judge-tmne Drink b ni ki thi Fir b ye Q kiya? G- sir IDEA walo ne kha tha ki Caller tune k liye 4 dabaye

Once Rajnikant Appeared In Exams Of C.A... Guess What Happened ?? Failed !! Beta Ye C.A Ha Rajni Ho Ya Gajni, Sbki Ha Bajni..

THAPPAD Se Dar Nhe Lagta Sahab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MACHAR Se Lgta Hy. :-D

Film B0dygUard Dekh Kr Andaza Huwa K Larka Sharif Ho To GF K 7 Us Ki Friend Bhi Milti H ('.')/ <)) 0ye Aj Se Me _/\_ Shareef Hogya Hu

''SUKH" Tumhe utna hi milega jitna Tumne Punya kiya hoga leqin "SHANTI" Utni hi milegi jitni Gharwali ki ichchha hogi..

Pappu: I Need Salary Increment. 3 Other Companies Are After Me. Boss: Really..?Which Three? Pappu: Electricity, Telephone &Credit Card.

Santa frnd was dead Banta came to his house & asked: did body come? tat time ambulance came T:wow body came 100 yrs life 4 him..!!:P --

Tchr:Correct d sentence,"A bull & a cow is grazing in d field" Stdnt:"A cow & a bull is grazing in d field" Tchr:How? Stdnt:'Ladies first':P

A Classy One. She Said, 'I LOVE U..' I Said . . . . . . . Oh my god.. 'I love Me too'! :p ;) --

santa: every one open their mouth on seeing my wife. . . banta: why? is she so beautiful? . . santa: no she is a dentist..:D --

Its possible 2 say i Love u to a girl by giving Rose but. it's not possible to say have a happy period by giving Whisper. Hav Guts??

Diff b/w School n College During school if u were late,U had 2 sit at d last bench :( But,In College,if U r late u hav 2 sit on 1st bench :D

2day is death anniversary of superman so in his honour,& memory plz wear a red underwear on ur clothes & fly around ur room in silence 4a minute

Crazy peoples: An Unmaried Man Wrote his Status on facebook as: . " Wanted wife " . . 2 Girls liked it & 140 Men Commentd "Take Mine":P

Fact: Sardarji_Jokes & JokesBlog are only groups in Google Channels Providing You Exclusive JOKES That too in English Only (No regional Lang)

A man goes 2 a chinese restaurant & puts his finger on d last of menu:Bring dis Waiter:Oh! u can't get it coz he is d owner of restaurnt!!

Height of Coolness: Lecturer To Student: Why r U Talkng In The Class? . . . . Student: Sir, Monthly SMS BALANCE is Over..!!

A Lady Went Into Bank To Withdraw Money Clerk- Can U Identify Urself Lady Took Out Mirror From Her Bag, n Looked n Say Yaa. It's Me, All Ryt

What Is The Difference Between A Lawyer & A Liar.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . The Pronunciation & The Spelling..!!! ;-) :-P :D

Whn I call my lover, & she doesnt ans; its nt a big deal! . . . . . Bt . . . . Whn she calls me & I dnt ans; its like world war III.

When AryaBhata was correcting My aNsWeR SHeeT.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . He InVeNTeD 'ZERO'..:D

What's common between clouds and wife...???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . When both are not around, we call it a pleasant day.. ;)

Ppl smoke n drink for a few days & get addicted to it. . . . . . . V r studying since birth. But still v r not addicted 2 studying :P ;)

Today is WIFE DAY Always Luv Wife No Life without Wife Remain Loyal &Faithful to wyf Keep wife Happy & Satisfied . Never mind WHOSE WIFE